Post by Huffnstuf on Apr 30, 2006 5:11:30 GMT -5
Temporal Reality 3 Word Story (as of 20060430)
3 word story
ConqueringWolf woke up. . . and screamed loudly because he realized he had been sleepwalking and jabbed Myke with a Strawberry Shortcake pencil in his rectum. Myke was really... confused as to why his ass was touched by such an odd shaped pencil eraser Just then a huge fart erupted from a distance and Myke sniffed and passed out When he woke up.. he saw Ember eating some chili with fried crickets She became ill and threw the mixture at myke who ducked, and let it hit.. Wolf in the crotch. Wolf then howled and growled and puffed and kicked Myke's ass Myke was really... shocked and scared at his broken fingernail. Wolf laughed... and started to... pee on houses Which made Myke... really thirsty. So he drank it and quinched his thirst." MMMMMmmm, nothing beats the taste of fresh pee!!!" Suddenly, a comet landed on his garden. "Goddamn it!" he jumped up and stripped and ran around like... a chicken with golfball sized hemherroids to the amusment of Valderra because she had the... world's greatest camera that took pictures of her shoes which had mirrors on the laces of the shoes so she could jump up and look at herself while trying to fart real loud so his ears would rupture and explode. THE END. "Not yet!" shouted the blind man who threw peanuts in everyones face while laughing hysterically to the point of no return Myke peed himself on occasion because he had nothing but Depends on welfare that only was a mere trifle compared to the BIG BANG One fine morning... Valderra found a key to a... secret portal that would take you... to a land of great magic. You will find a tiny egg that hatches when you sit on it and juggle when the moon explodes because of extreme magical abuse that was caused by the horrible fart that became incredibly stinky, choking The key turned... ...a low fizz erupted from the door´s frame and... out shot thousands of furry oompa-loompas ,cannibalistic oompa loompas , skitzofrentic oompa-loompas Val went through... a disturbing time No... the door... and discovered Myke naked and rolling over her while the fox jumped over the moon . The cow was ringing his bell and plucking his toenail while doing a little jig that resembled a funky chicken jive. that insulted the great moo god to the point the flaming udder burst, spilling coca-cola When all was... it again started and a beautiful... wolf jumped into a pond and tried to eat... Emma's little fishies before realizing that fish had teeth that're so sharp they can rip the flesh of FantasyLover's puppy dog Just then ConqueringWolf came around the... tree-stump to find the lady wolf... had found a lucky charm sitting on its behind under a mushroom from super mariobrothers that reminded him of his childhood that contained a sad memory of his one-legged emu which he accidently kissed instead of his bulldog. Thinking what its tongue had been doing inside the poodle's on Friday 13th Conqueringwolf ran away and hid under a holly bush. Holly's bush smelled wonderful and fresh and was ripe like a bananna Wolf fell asleep and dreamed of his wolf brothers wearning no clothes and howling at a naked Valderra Valderra got dressed in her pink birthday suit which was lightly tanned because of the great big sun. she sang "tra la la la la ..." which made the fire ants agitated so they attacked Wolf, who cried "Yummy! Fire ants! and ate them , then drunk gasoline and set himself some major heartburn resulting from the attack of the giant computer nerdlingers departing Myke's rectum which ultimately started the Big Implosion throuout the galaxy ending the story.
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Yesterday Myke was reading a newspaper and it said "TR Admin murdered Wolf because he stole Myke's women and slept with a man instead. When he woke from the dead he decided to enjoy being undead. Then he turned into a big omnipotent hell hound that couldn't tell good from evil or day from night so he went back to Hell and ruled pathetic sad souls. He tortured them with his singing glass shattering voice eating their souls ,devouring their feet, and forcing them to walk on to another world. Myke died suddenly because his heart was ripped out by the hand of Valderra who was living in a hollow tree with six monkeys and twelve elves and five of the cutest kittens ever! with teeth like very sharp knifes who ate people expecially little boys 3 ninja mice With mini Nunchux were stalking while Having a picnic They had yummy Deep fried penguin which ultimately flew Under the sea but drowned because They couldn't swim they turned into dogs of war and chewed on Myke Sack O'Nuts then wondered why they tasted funny It was because Myke hadn't showered for a week and had moss growing under his black short shorts Next to the stream where the old wombat snored and farted bean-gas Which smelt like rotten onions and Really bad breath with some peppermint this thread suddenly Imploded due to the lack of free government cheese and bacon, which was very greasy but was recycled therefore environmentally freindly and odor free but suddenly BendertheOffender killed all humans except fry, who jumped on a Planet Express ship piloted by Leela . Zoidberg asked "where..." "...is Fry?" Suddenly seeing the food he screamed loudly "Praise the Royal Jellyfish of Noobia! Who are the robots? Zapp Brannigan asked annoyingly...again Suddenly Photon Torpedos were fired at Zapp Brannigan who blamed Kiff for milking his nipples during the attack by the warmongering chicken men of Armeggeddon Three which was destroyed by Morbo. "Puny humans!" In an attempt to hit on three breasted women "I will destroy... "...anyone who gets..." ...funny!" shouted Morbo Unfortunately, his partner sat on the worst seat possible and ended up eating a cow brain marinated in Slurm cola classic. Fry drank the whole vat one of super slurm but had serious poppler problems. smelly boot rash was inflicted on Lela by little green Slurm Mckenzie's with the secret ingredient otherwise known as Queen Hiney juice!! "Grunka Lunka Dunkedy... could stand no problems. Zoidberg, who was standing next to Bender who Who drank beer. in order to fart fire on an unsuspecting bystander The bystander was shocked when the street started to talk . "what?" Professor said. Then he grabbed Leela's boobs and asked Bender to do a dance called the "Morbo" which required two very ugly women and three cows along with a three eyed fish that needed glasses to see the warning label on the Planet Express which was too a really big bottle of vioxx Went down to A really big lawsuit attorney who Made her eat her brief but hot sauce dripped blouse on the beautifully presented room with some ugly horses stamping in the floor, like there was nothing was wrong with horses in a building that was melting hot sauce bubbling which caused the Horses to start Killing each other , then one became horribly injured in a street massacre a lumberjacking accident with a rather gruesome mess througout the whole street , suddenly a nuke appeared in the sky, high above before it fell and wiped out all of the cockroaches, which was a total discusting meal that made...
And so the story ends... for now
3 word story
ConqueringWolf woke up. . . and screamed loudly because he realized he had been sleepwalking and jabbed Myke with a Strawberry Shortcake pencil in his rectum. Myke was really... confused as to why his ass was touched by such an odd shaped pencil eraser Just then a huge fart erupted from a distance and Myke sniffed and passed out When he woke up.. he saw Ember eating some chili with fried crickets She became ill and threw the mixture at myke who ducked, and let it hit.. Wolf in the crotch. Wolf then howled and growled and puffed and kicked Myke's ass Myke was really... shocked and scared at his broken fingernail. Wolf laughed... and started to... pee on houses Which made Myke... really thirsty. So he drank it and quinched his thirst." MMMMMmmm, nothing beats the taste of fresh pee!!!" Suddenly, a comet landed on his garden. "Goddamn it!" he jumped up and stripped and ran around like... a chicken with golfball sized hemherroids to the amusment of Valderra because she had the... world's greatest camera that took pictures of her shoes which had mirrors on the laces of the shoes so she could jump up and look at herself while trying to fart real loud so his ears would rupture and explode. THE END. "Not yet!" shouted the blind man who threw peanuts in everyones face while laughing hysterically to the point of no return Myke peed himself on occasion because he had nothing but Depends on welfare that only was a mere trifle compared to the BIG BANG One fine morning... Valderra found a key to a... secret portal that would take you... to a land of great magic. You will find a tiny egg that hatches when you sit on it and juggle when the moon explodes because of extreme magical abuse that was caused by the horrible fart that became incredibly stinky, choking The key turned... ...a low fizz erupted from the door´s frame and... out shot thousands of furry oompa-loompas ,cannibalistic oompa loompas , skitzofrentic oompa-loompas Val went through... a disturbing time No... the door... and discovered Myke naked and rolling over her while the fox jumped over the moon . The cow was ringing his bell and plucking his toenail while doing a little jig that resembled a funky chicken jive. that insulted the great moo god to the point the flaming udder burst, spilling coca-cola When all was... it again started and a beautiful... wolf jumped into a pond and tried to eat... Emma's little fishies before realizing that fish had teeth that're so sharp they can rip the flesh of FantasyLover's puppy dog Just then ConqueringWolf came around the... tree-stump to find the lady wolf... had found a lucky charm sitting on its behind under a mushroom from super mariobrothers that reminded him of his childhood that contained a sad memory of his one-legged emu which he accidently kissed instead of his bulldog. Thinking what its tongue had been doing inside the poodle's on Friday 13th Conqueringwolf ran away and hid under a holly bush. Holly's bush smelled wonderful and fresh and was ripe like a bananna Wolf fell asleep and dreamed of his wolf brothers wearning no clothes and howling at a naked Valderra Valderra got dressed in her pink birthday suit which was lightly tanned because of the great big sun. she sang "tra la la la la ..." which made the fire ants agitated so they attacked Wolf, who cried "Yummy! Fire ants! and ate them , then drunk gasoline and set himself some major heartburn resulting from the attack of the giant computer nerdlingers departing Myke's rectum which ultimately started the Big Implosion throuout the galaxy ending the story.
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Yesterday Myke was reading a newspaper and it said "TR Admin murdered Wolf because he stole Myke's women and slept with a man instead. When he woke from the dead he decided to enjoy being undead. Then he turned into a big omnipotent hell hound that couldn't tell good from evil or day from night so he went back to Hell and ruled pathetic sad souls. He tortured them with his singing glass shattering voice eating their souls ,devouring their feet, and forcing them to walk on to another world. Myke died suddenly because his heart was ripped out by the hand of Valderra who was living in a hollow tree with six monkeys and twelve elves and five of the cutest kittens ever! with teeth like very sharp knifes who ate people expecially little boys 3 ninja mice With mini Nunchux were stalking while Having a picnic They had yummy Deep fried penguin which ultimately flew Under the sea but drowned because They couldn't swim they turned into dogs of war and chewed on Myke Sack O'Nuts then wondered why they tasted funny It was because Myke hadn't showered for a week and had moss growing under his black short shorts Next to the stream where the old wombat snored and farted bean-gas Which smelt like rotten onions and Really bad breath with some peppermint this thread suddenly Imploded due to the lack of free government cheese and bacon, which was very greasy but was recycled therefore environmentally freindly and odor free but suddenly BendertheOffender killed all humans except fry, who jumped on a Planet Express ship piloted by Leela . Zoidberg asked "where..." "...is Fry?" Suddenly seeing the food he screamed loudly "Praise the Royal Jellyfish of Noobia! Who are the robots? Zapp Brannigan asked annoyingly...again Suddenly Photon Torpedos were fired at Zapp Brannigan who blamed Kiff for milking his nipples during the attack by the warmongering chicken men of Armeggeddon Three which was destroyed by Morbo. "Puny humans!" In an attempt to hit on three breasted women "I will destroy... "...anyone who gets..." ...funny!" shouted Morbo Unfortunately, his partner sat on the worst seat possible and ended up eating a cow brain marinated in Slurm cola classic. Fry drank the whole vat one of super slurm but had serious poppler problems. smelly boot rash was inflicted on Lela by little green Slurm Mckenzie's with the secret ingredient otherwise known as Queen Hiney juice!! "Grunka Lunka Dunkedy... could stand no problems. Zoidberg, who was standing next to Bender who Who drank beer. in order to fart fire on an unsuspecting bystander The bystander was shocked when the street started to talk . "what?" Professor said. Then he grabbed Leela's boobs and asked Bender to do a dance called the "Morbo" which required two very ugly women and three cows along with a three eyed fish that needed glasses to see the warning label on the Planet Express which was too a really big bottle of vioxx Went down to A really big lawsuit attorney who Made her eat her brief but hot sauce dripped blouse on the beautifully presented room with some ugly horses stamping in the floor, like there was nothing was wrong with horses in a building that was melting hot sauce bubbling which caused the Horses to start Killing each other , then one became horribly injured in a street massacre a lumberjacking accident with a rather gruesome mess througout the whole street , suddenly a nuke appeared in the sky, high above before it fell and wiped out all of the cockroaches, which was a total discusting meal that made...
And so the story ends... for now