julie
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Post by julie on Oct 24, 2005 12:56:37 GMT -5
fat
If my cat could find a way to open a can of tuna, how would she do it?
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Zarokachsti
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Can you do a... backflip?
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Post by Zarokachsti on Nov 18, 2005 13:23:45 GMT -5
She would ask you to do it
If one train was going 73 mph and another one was going 89 mph towards each other, how many pies would I have?
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Oliver
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I've been walking for ages, yet I haven't moved a smegging inch!
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Post by Oliver on Nov 19, 2005 3:56:48 GMT -5
More bones than a turkey
Why is a duck unable to fly but fridges like curry?
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Post by herwick.m. on Nov 19, 2005 10:39:22 GMT -5
So the chicken can cross the road.
Why is E=mc^2 and not E=abc?
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Zarokachsti
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Post by Zarokachsti on Nov 19, 2005 14:32:02 GMT -5
I always thought it was E=abc
Why would Anakin be dumb enough to get his legs amputated?
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Oliver
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I've been walking for ages, yet I haven't moved a smegging inch!
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Post by Oliver on Nov 20, 2005 5:15:03 GMT -5
Because milo the puppy eats grass. How come I can never spell the word incorrect correctly? Why is tomato colored pink but elephants smell like orange?
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Sicarius
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Who's Idea was it to loose a needle in an asteroid field!
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Post by Sicarius on Nov 20, 2005 21:19:58 GMT -5
Because martians eat waffles.
Why do lightbulbs insist on asking for my autograph?
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Oliver
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I've been walking for ages, yet I haven't moved a smegging inch!
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Post by Oliver on Nov 20, 2005 22:20:28 GMT -5
I dunno, but I'm not a pinapple.
Why is curried duck like vegtable noodles?
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Zarokachsti
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Post by Zarokachsti on Nov 21, 2005 3:01:04 GMT -5
I like chinese food.
If I exert enough force on the ground, do you think I could knock the planet off of its course?
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Oliver
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I've been walking for ages, yet I haven't moved a smegging inch!
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Post by Oliver on Nov 22, 2005 4:36:43 GMT -5
I don't know, because I can't spell.
If you could find a way to dig through the middle of the earth, all the way to the otherside, would you pop out head first, or feet first?
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Post by deadrayne on Nov 23, 2005 17:13:48 GMT -5
depends, if you do backflips on the way, could be either.
If I was a character on the Simpsons, would i like beef stroganof or lots and lots of sushi?!!?
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Oliver
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Post by Oliver on Nov 23, 2005 19:07:08 GMT -5
Probably deep fried sasuages.
If i threw a flaming tennis ball at Godzilla, would the tower collapse?
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Zarokachsti
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Post by Zarokachsti on Nov 24, 2005 18:19:00 GMT -5
Well if the tower contains something very heavy like pies, then maybe.
If you hold your breath under water for a long time will you grow gills?
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Post by Charmed_boy on Dec 21, 2005 10:36:06 GMT -5
No, my soap opera will end.
What will happen if you go to sleep when you are sleepy ?
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Post by herwick.m. on Feb 2, 2006 21:32:40 GMT -5
You'd log into your TR account and delete yourself.
What will happen if you delete yourself?
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