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Post by Moreta on Mar 16, 2005 8:11:57 GMT -5
Got this in an email, thought Id share it with you all ;D
1 She is not a BABE, BIRD or CHICK - She is a breasted citizen
2 She is not EASY - She is horizontally accessible
3 She is not DUMB - She is a detour off the Information Superhighway
4 She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion
5 She is not an Airhead - She is Reality Impaired
6 She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets Chemically Inconvenienced
7 She is not HORNY - She is Sexually Focused
8 She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is Medically Enhanced
9 She does not NAG you - She is just verbally Repetitive
10 She is not a SLUT - She is Sexually Extroverted
11 She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is Pectorally Superior
12 She is not a TWO BIT SLAPPER - She is a low cost service provider
1 He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a Liquid Storage Facility
2 He is not a BAD DANCER - He is Overly Caucasian
3 He does not GET LOST - He Investigates Alternative Destinations
4 He is not BALDING - He is in Follicle Regression
5 He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He is Gene rationally Differential
6 He doesn't get WASTED - He becomes Accidentally Horizontal
7 He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops Rectal Cranial Inversion
8 He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has Swine Empathy
9 He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is Monogamously Challenged
10 He is not a WANKER - He is an OWNER OPERATOR
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Post by ConqueringWolf on Mar 16, 2005 10:40:38 GMT -5
LOL...I have seen a lit like this before....I personally like this one....
She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion
Just sounds funny ;D
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Post by valderra on Mar 16, 2005 11:01:19 GMT -5
hehehe.... and all the "SHE" comments can also be used for the guys.
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Post by Moreta on Mar 16, 2005 17:38:00 GMT -5
*Laughs* Yeah except for the first one about calling us women babes, birds or chicks ;D
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Post by valderra on Mar 17, 2005 5:20:53 GMT -5
*Laughs* Yeah except for the first one about calling us women babes, birds or chicks ;D I don't know... girls call their guys "babe" too. ;D
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Post by Moreta on Mar 17, 2005 16:12:27 GMT -5
Oh yeah... I suppose that is true actually, forgot about that Never heard men being called birds or chicks though ;D
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Post by valderra on Mar 17, 2005 16:23:16 GMT -5
Oh yeah... I suppose that is true actually, forgot about that Never heard men being called birds or chicks though ;D Give it time... many of them look like birds and chicks, we just have to learn to call them by their real name. hehehehe ;D
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Post by voyager on Mar 17, 2005 20:08:44 GMT -5
in some communities there are other words that women are called
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Post by valderra on Mar 18, 2005 9:21:23 GMT -5
in some communities there are other words that women are called Don't we know it. It seems that man has since the beginning of time invented names to call women - most of them rather unpleasant too. I guess it's because they always knew they were inferior and needed to put the woman down any way they could? Besides, anyone who uses crap language like that and doesn't know how to call another person without getting offensive is a low life in my eyes.
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Post by voyager on Mar 18, 2005 17:04:08 GMT -5
woman are inferior didnt you know that? And yes I was kidding, actually they say the womans genes are more complex then the mens genes.
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Post by valderra on Mar 18, 2005 18:09:23 GMT -5
woman are inferior didnt you know that? And yes I was kidding, actually they say the womans genes are more complex then the mens genes. I don't know about our genes being more complex but I do know that the female sex is more advanced than the male - it already shows in school. AND... it has been proven by scientists. *walks off whistling happily to herself*
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Post by voyager on Mar 18, 2005 18:31:46 GMT -5
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Post by Moreta on Mar 19, 2005 5:48:58 GMT -5
Ooo thats an interesting article Voyager, interesting read, though really rather inconclusive I think.... Of course, we dont really need genes to prove that woman are superior, its a well known fact ;D *Giggles madly and runs off before a group of torch carrying, giant fork weilding (you know like the farmers in films) men come and chase her down.*
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Post by voyager on Mar 19, 2005 10:11:33 GMT -5
Actually to me it explains alot, because the X gene determines so much about woman, and having a double X that seems to radomly select which version to go off of is interesting.
I have never claimed that the males or females are more dominant, both are equal, its really the culture that people live in that determines superiority. And the one who claim that woman are inferior are living in the stone age still.
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Post by ConqueringWolf on Mar 19, 2005 11:36:07 GMT -5
Men and women both have their strengths and weaknesses....their are things that men do better than women and things women do better than men....all in all generally it washes out even....but in certain circumstances I could definitely see preferring one over the other.
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