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Post by valderra on Jun 12, 2007 10:38:59 GMT -5
...And this is Valderra, the sane one. I feel insulted. *stamps foot on floor and screams the scream of all screams* I want to be insane too !!
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 12, 2007 15:05:07 GMT -5
...And this is Valderra, the sane one. I feel insulted. *stamps foot on floor and screams the scream of all screams* I want to be insane too !! I hear there are places offering free lessons on insanity.
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Post by valderra on Jun 12, 2007 17:28:43 GMT -5
I hear there are places offering free lessons on insanity. Oooh... then there is hope for me yet! ;D
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 13, 2007 6:25:39 GMT -5
I hear there are places offering free lessons on insanity. Oooh... then there is hope for me yet! ;D First off, we'll need to test you to see how well your brain can cope with a state of insanity. The results of this test help us decide what course to put you through and can help predict your end of year results.
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Post by valderra on Jun 13, 2007 7:57:39 GMT -5
First off, we'll need to test you to see how well your brain can cope with a state of insanity. The results of this test help us decide what course to put you through and can help predict your end of year results. Can I bring a kind of weapon with me, a large stick or baton or baseball bat? *smiles sweetly*
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 13, 2007 13:11:23 GMT -5
First off, we'll need to test you to see how well your brain can cope with a state of insanity. The results of this test help us decide what course to put you through and can help predict your end of year results. Can I bring a kind of weapon with me, a large stick or baton or baseball bat? *smiles sweetly* Don't worry, we provide the weapons for you.
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Post by valderra on Jun 14, 2007 3:32:28 GMT -5
Don't worry, we provide the weapons for you. Aaaah... so you can then judge better how insane I have become by the weapon(s) I choose)? ;D
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 14, 2007 7:44:01 GMT -5
Of course the judges will be in a seperate room to monitor your progress, just incase.
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Post by valderra on Jun 14, 2007 10:04:41 GMT -5
Of course the judges will be in a seperate room to monitor your progress, just incase. Now that's not fair. I mean, it's very important to me to be able to let out my frustration on a human being or two whenever the urge comes, and I am certain that with all those weapons at my disposal, there will be no stopping me...
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 14, 2007 13:09:12 GMT -5
Well, there'll be an armed guard or 58 there to keep and eye on you whilst you do the practical examination. Then, once that's done you'll receive a written exam. From those two we'll work out your score and decide on the course. We're actually not allowed to get anyone killed by the way, only badly maimed so be careful in the practical.
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Post by valderra on Jun 15, 2007 10:49:22 GMT -5
Badly maimed sounds OK. I am not interested in becoming that insane that I go on killing sprees - so the maiming part - especially if it can be done badly, is fine by me.
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Post by rustyhicks on Jun 16, 2007 17:26:38 GMT -5
:PI think you're both nuts But tis okay, we all have an insanity side to us
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Post by valderra on Jun 17, 2007 11:11:13 GMT -5
:PI think you're both nuts But tis okay, we all have an insanity side to us Did you hear that, Doc? He called us 'nuts'!! I am the sane one, as Doc has said already, and proud of it.
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Post by The Doctor on Jun 17, 2007 11:28:47 GMT -5
:PI think you're both nuts But tis okay, we all have an insanity side to us Did you hear that, Doc? He called us 'nuts'!! I am the sane one, as Doc has said already, and proud of it. You can call us mad, you can call us crackers, you can even call us off our rockers, but here, 'nuts' is the worst insult imaginable!
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Post by DurhamRed on Jun 17, 2007 14:55:16 GMT -5
Who was this thread saying hello to again? ?..... as usual Doc has allowed another "hello" to go waaaaaaaay off on a tangent,
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