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Post by valderra on Jan 29, 2005 16:02:11 GMT -5
Here is a little something I just found on the Internet. Not that I can relate to it.... LOL
Old is when...
Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
A young babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"Getting a little action" means, "I don't need to take any fiber today."
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
An "all nighter" means not getting up to go use the bathroom!
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
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ConqueringWolf
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Post by ConqueringWolf on Jan 30, 2005 10:50:38 GMT -5
all straight from the Diary Of Valderra
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Post by valderra on Jan 30, 2005 10:55:46 GMT -5
all straight from the Diary Of ValderraLOL Didn't I say I can't relate to it - yet? ;D
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Nightcrawler
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Post by Nightcrawler on Jan 30, 2005 20:40:59 GMT -5
Old is when... you hear the songs you love in the elevator. So many possibilities, so little creative ability. ;D
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Post by valderra on Jan 31, 2005 9:48:09 GMT -5
LOL
Old is when... you no longer get excited about the latest pop group and insist that songs in the 70s were more fun listening to. ;D
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Post by Nightcrawler on Jan 31, 2005 21:32:28 GMT -5
* holds up hand * Call me old before my time then, 'cause I seem to like the old stuff more often the the newer stuff.
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Post by valderra on Feb 1, 2005 8:59:31 GMT -5
* holds up hand * Call me old before my time then, 'cause I seem to like the old stuff more often the the newer stuff. hehehe Same here. ;D
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Mutantlavalamp
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Post by Mutantlavalamp on Feb 1, 2005 21:06:06 GMT -5
How about.......
Old is when people tell you you're wearing to much cologne - and you aren't wearing any ;D
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Post by valderra on Feb 3, 2005 8:20:17 GMT -5
How about....... Old is when people tell you you're wearing to much cologne - and you aren't wearing any ;D Meaning that cologne has a rank smell? Not that I would know - I HATE cologne.
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Nightcrawler
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Post by Nightcrawler on Feb 3, 2005 23:26:54 GMT -5
* Goes digging for creative ability; find somes * On with the old jokes... ;D Old in when...your VCR is constantly blinking 12:00.
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Post by valderra on Feb 4, 2005 10:48:00 GMT -5
* Goes digging for creative ability; find somes * On with the old jokes... ;D Old in when...your VCR is constantly blinking 12:00. And is old when you remember this: "Is it live or is it Memorix"? LOL
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Nightcrawler
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Post by Nightcrawler on Feb 6, 2005 23:00:15 GMT -5
* goes digging some more * Hmmm...
Old is when...you need to ask the 8 year old next door to help you with problems with your 486.
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Post by valderra on Feb 7, 2005 6:20:43 GMT -5
* goes digging some more * Hmmm... Old is when...you need to ask the 8 year old next door to help you with problems with your 486. LOL Old is when you have to ask: What is a "486"?... ;D
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Post by Nightcrawler on Feb 9, 2005 22:21:17 GMT -5
Old is when... you're still shocked by Madonna's antics.
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Post by valderra on Feb 10, 2005 8:30:38 GMT -5
Old is when... you're still shocked by Madonna's antics. Old is when you remember the lyrics to: "Papa don't preach" by Madonna. ;D
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