ConqueringWolf
Admiral
Merry Meet And Merry Part, Until We Merry Meet Again!
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Post by ConqueringWolf on Apr 5, 2004 19:42:26 GMT -5
10. "No, please, Data, go on. I find your list of synonyms for 'extinct' facinating..." 9. "Good work, Counsellor. If you hadn't told us those aliens had hostile intent, we would have been completely fooled by their plan." 8. "Jean-Luc, since the ship is in no danger at all and we're not about to die, I want to tell you..." 7. "The...doohickey...has gone all...funny, making that gizmo light up...the one that means the warp engines are...ya know...all messed up." 6. "Captain's Log, Stardate...damn. What's the date? Number One, what's today? No, I know it's Tuesday, what's the date? The STARdate!" 5. "Tea, Lemon Zinger, iced." 4. "Klingons do NOT wear frilly underwear...at least not on duty." 3. "Prime Directive? We don't need no steenkin' Prime Directive!" 2. "The aliens are locking their weapons on us...firing...a miss. Shall I open hailing frequencies so you can laugh in their faces?" 1. "Ah, hell, I'm bored. Screw the hailing frequencies, fire at will."
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Post by PARTYBOY on May 27, 2005 11:33:12 GMT -5
great!!! Its so true but funny
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BFD
Lt Commander
Using WYSIWYG tools to churn out apps faster than notepad "finger painters" thought possible.
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Post by BFD on Aug 3, 2005 17:06:48 GMT -5
Who's Will? And why do you want to shoot at him?
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Post by voyager on Aug 3, 2005 19:54:50 GMT -5
I would fire a phaser at COunselor Troi whenever she started to whine about anything
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Post by John Norvilas on Aug 3, 2005 21:36:16 GMT -5
I would fire a phaser at COunselor Troi whenever she started to whine about anything That can only be Mike ;D
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Post by Bob Brown on Aug 4, 2005 22:21:07 GMT -5
Haha thats funny. I probally would of said a few of those myslef.
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Post by voyager on Aug 8, 2005 7:04:01 GMT -5
Another thing you would never hear on the bridge of the Enterprise
"Mr. Crusher, next time you use the holodeck for your fantasies, clean up after yourself"
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julie
Jr Lieutenant
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Post by julie on Oct 25, 2005 0:58:11 GMT -5
LOL! Hilarious!
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OmniDude
Ensign
Beware the Gold Sabers
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Post by OmniDude on Oct 26, 2005 19:09:01 GMT -5
"Tuvok, what kind of %$#&! idiot are you??? THAT was OUR ship!"
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Post by vyper on Oct 29, 2005 22:17:51 GMT -5
LOL. Funny. I always felt sory for Will though, being the Commander he shouldn't be getting fired at on his on bridge all the time.
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Sicarius
Cadet
Who's Idea was it to loose a needle in an asteroid field!
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Post by Sicarius on Nov 20, 2005 17:33:54 GMT -5
"What the hell was that Mr. Crusher?!" "Well... ummm.. I seem to... ahhh.... I...I kind of hit....a... a moon. Sir."
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0 of 0
Admiral
Temporal Borg
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Post by 0 of 0 on Oct 7, 2006 8:55:14 GMT -5
DS9
"Kai Winn! I'm so splendid to see you!" -Cpt. Sisko
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xkamelx
Global Moderator
Check Those Corners
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Post by xkamelx on Oct 8, 2006 14:25:18 GMT -5
DS9 "Kai Winn! I'm so splendid to see you!" -Cpt. Siskolmao ^ no doubt.
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survivor69
Ensign
LET'S TANGO!!! CHA CHA CHA!!!
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Post by survivor69 on Oct 9, 2006 19:12:05 GMT -5
"Commander Ryker, you are so ugly..........................." (Yah, sure lolololololololol, whata hunk!!!!! )
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alyeska
Jr Lieutenant
What exactly is going on?
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Post by alyeska on Oct 13, 2006 19:14:46 GMT -5
10. "No, please, Data, go on. I find your list of synonyms for 'extinct' facinating..." 9. "Good work, Counsellor. If you hadn't told us those aliens had hostile intent, we would have been completely fooled by their plan." 8. "Jean-Luc, since the ship is in no danger at all and we're not about to die, I want to tell you..." 7. "The...doohickey...has gone all...funny, making that gizmo light up...the one that means the warp engines are...ya know...all messed up." 6. "Captain's Log, Stardate...damn. What's the date? Number One, what's today? No, I know it's Tuesday, what's the date? The STARdate!" 5. "Tea, Lemon Zinger, iced." 4. "Klingons do NOT wear frilly underwear...at least not on duty." 3. "Prime Directive? We don't need no steenkin' Prime Directive!" 2. "The aliens are locking their weapons on us...firing...a miss. Shall I open hailing frequencies so you can laugh in their faces?" 1. "Ah, hell, I'm bored. Screw the hailing frequencies, fire at will." These are hillarious!
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