Post by xkamelx on Jun 19, 2004 23:05:34 GMT -5
Ok, whew, here is our 3 word story summerized up untill the point when the second chapter began. After reasing this straight though, I have come to the conclusion that everyone here is bananas, and we are all in need of some serious help.
ConqueringWolf woke up and screamed loudly because he realized he had been sleepwalking and jabbed Myke with a Strawberry Shortcake pencil in his rectum. Myke was really confused as to why his ass was touched by such an odd shaped pencil eraser Just then a huge fart erupted from a distance and Myke sniffed and passed out When he woke up he saw Ember eating some chili with fried crickets. She became ill and threw the mixture at myke who ducked, and let it hit Wolf in the crotch. Wolf then howled and growled and puffed and kicked Myke's ass Myke was really shocked and scared at his broken fingernail. Wolf laughed and started to pee on houses, Which made Myke really thirsty. So he drank it and quinched his thirst." MMMMMmmm, nothing beats the taste of fresh pee!!!" Suddenly, a comet landed on his garden. "Goddamn it!" he jumped up and stripped and ran around like... a chicken with golfball sized hemherroids to the amusment of Valderra because she had the... world's greatest camera that took pictures of her shoes which had mirrors on the laces of the shoes so she could jump up and look at herself while trying to fart real loud so his ears would rupture and explode. "Not yet!" shouted the blind man who threw peanuts in everyones face while laughing hysterically to the point of no return. Myke peed himself on occasion because he had nothing but Depends on welfare that only was a mere trifle compared to the BIG BANG. One fine morning Valderra found a key to secret portal that would take you to a land of great magic. You will find a tiny egg that hatches when you sit on it and juggle when the moon explodes because of extreme magical abuse that was caused by the horrible fart that became incredibly stinky, choking The key turned a low fizz erupted from the door´s frame and out shot thousands of furry oompa-loompas cannibalistic oompa loompas, skitzofrentic oompa-loompas. Val went through a disturbing time and discovered Myke naked and rolling over her while the fox jumped over the moon. The cow was ringing his bell and plucking his toenail while doing a little jig that resembled a funky chicken jive that insulted the great moo god to the point the flaming udder burst, spilling coca-cola. When all was it again started and a beautiful wolf jumped into a pond and tried to eat Emma's little fishies before realizing that fish had teeth that're so sharp they can rip the flesh of FantasyLover's puppy dog. Just then ConqueringWolf came around the tree-stump to find the lady wolf had found a lucky charm sitting on its behind under a mushroom from super mariobrothers that reminded him of his childhood that contained a sad memory of his one-legged emu which he accidently kissed instead of his bulldog. Thinking what its tongue had been doing inside the poodle's on Friday 13th Conqueringwolf ran away and hid under a holly bush. Holly's bush smelled wonderful and fresh and was ripe like a bananna. Wolf fell asleep and dreamed of his wolf brothers wearning no clothes and howling at a naked Valderra. Valderra got dressed in her pink birthday suit which was lightly tanned because of the great big sun. she sang "tra la la la la..." which made the fire ants agitated so they attacked Wolf, who cried "Yummy! Fire ants! and ate them, then drunk gasoline and set himself some major heartburn resulting from the attack of the giant computer nerdlingers departing Myke's rectum which ultimately started the Big Implosion throuout the galaxy ending the story.
ConqueringWolf woke up and screamed loudly because he realized he had been sleepwalking and jabbed Myke with a Strawberry Shortcake pencil in his rectum. Myke was really confused as to why his ass was touched by such an odd shaped pencil eraser Just then a huge fart erupted from a distance and Myke sniffed and passed out When he woke up he saw Ember eating some chili with fried crickets. She became ill and threw the mixture at myke who ducked, and let it hit Wolf in the crotch. Wolf then howled and growled and puffed and kicked Myke's ass Myke was really shocked and scared at his broken fingernail. Wolf laughed and started to pee on houses, Which made Myke really thirsty. So he drank it and quinched his thirst." MMMMMmmm, nothing beats the taste of fresh pee!!!" Suddenly, a comet landed on his garden. "Goddamn it!" he jumped up and stripped and ran around like... a chicken with golfball sized hemherroids to the amusment of Valderra because she had the... world's greatest camera that took pictures of her shoes which had mirrors on the laces of the shoes so she could jump up and look at herself while trying to fart real loud so his ears would rupture and explode. "Not yet!" shouted the blind man who threw peanuts in everyones face while laughing hysterically to the point of no return. Myke peed himself on occasion because he had nothing but Depends on welfare that only was a mere trifle compared to the BIG BANG. One fine morning Valderra found a key to secret portal that would take you to a land of great magic. You will find a tiny egg that hatches when you sit on it and juggle when the moon explodes because of extreme magical abuse that was caused by the horrible fart that became incredibly stinky, choking The key turned a low fizz erupted from the door´s frame and out shot thousands of furry oompa-loompas cannibalistic oompa loompas, skitzofrentic oompa-loompas. Val went through a disturbing time and discovered Myke naked and rolling over her while the fox jumped over the moon. The cow was ringing his bell and plucking his toenail while doing a little jig that resembled a funky chicken jive that insulted the great moo god to the point the flaming udder burst, spilling coca-cola. When all was it again started and a beautiful wolf jumped into a pond and tried to eat Emma's little fishies before realizing that fish had teeth that're so sharp they can rip the flesh of FantasyLover's puppy dog. Just then ConqueringWolf came around the tree-stump to find the lady wolf had found a lucky charm sitting on its behind under a mushroom from super mariobrothers that reminded him of his childhood that contained a sad memory of his one-legged emu which he accidently kissed instead of his bulldog. Thinking what its tongue had been doing inside the poodle's on Friday 13th Conqueringwolf ran away and hid under a holly bush. Holly's bush smelled wonderful and fresh and was ripe like a bananna. Wolf fell asleep and dreamed of his wolf brothers wearning no clothes and howling at a naked Valderra. Valderra got dressed in her pink birthday suit which was lightly tanned because of the great big sun. she sang "tra la la la la..." which made the fire ants agitated so they attacked Wolf, who cried "Yummy! Fire ants! and ate them, then drunk gasoline and set himself some major heartburn resulting from the attack of the giant computer nerdlingers departing Myke's rectum which ultimately started the Big Implosion throuout the galaxy ending the story.
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