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Post by xkamelx on Mar 23, 2004 0:30:04 GMT -5
They should, but it has been said the English anguage is the most complex on EArth. I guess the creator had a huge ego If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
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Post by ConqueringWolf on Apr 6, 2004 11:23:27 GMT -5
no he becomes roadkill
how come department stores like walmart or target have about 30 checkout lanes but never more than 3 are open at any given time...especially during rush hour shopping.
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Post by xkamelx on Apr 7, 2004 1:18:00 GMT -5
Ha, I've noticed the same thing myself! I think that will remain a mystery forever.
Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
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Post by ConqueringWolf on Apr 7, 2004 19:41:56 GMT -5
so the blind people realize they are in a drive thru atm lane and are about to get ran over.... OK...this is a disgusting one...hehehe..lmao How come when you have corn for dinner....and it has been well chewed and digested....that days later when u go to the bathroom is comes back out in whole pieces? is there like little creatures inside you that reassemble the corn? lmao
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Post by xkamelx on Apr 8, 2004 17:23:27 GMT -5
Actually yes! There is a little race of people that lives within us all called Corns Chris, that do infact reassemble corn. See they lived many a millenium ago, and worshiped corn stalks as thier diety. Once humans appeared and began eating thier corn, they vowed to enter every human digestive system, and reassemble thier precious corn! What's another word for 'thesaurus'?
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Post by ConqueringWolf on Apr 9, 2004 12:23:56 GMT -5
"Brontosaurus"
How come everyone else can be driving down the highway doing 95 yet when you do 70 the cop picks YOU as the one to give a ticket to?
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Post by Jewells on Apr 14, 2004 10:55:10 GMT -5
Thats Murphy's Law, lol
why is it that EVERY time you just wanna soak in the tub and acctualy have the time to do so..the freakin PHONE rings ?..lol
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Post by ConqueringWolf on Apr 14, 2004 11:20:51 GMT -5
who would want to soak in the tub anyway and sit in all the dirt and crap coming off ur body? then u have to shower to get clean from the tub bath you took...lmao
How come when u use a regular non squeeze bottle of ketchup u beat on it and beat on it to get it out....and when it does come out....half the bottle comes out all at once..lol
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Post by Map on Apr 14, 2004 16:26:52 GMT -5
because life sucks somtimes
how come on gilligans island they can make a radio out of coconuts but can't patch a hole in a boat?
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Post by Jewells on Apr 15, 2004 19:46:28 GMT -5
lol Wolf sometimes it nice to take long hot bath with nice smelling bubbles ok so ..lol and the reason that they couldn't was because the Professor was secretly hopeing to get Ginger..so he kept saying they couldn't fix the boat..lol and someone else come up with the next question..I am drawing a blanke ..lol
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Post by Lykos on Apr 15, 2004 19:49:13 GMT -5
I shall come up with two questions... well scratch that, make it one (since someone took my driving on parkways and parking on driveways question), just 'cause this is something I occasionally ponder:
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, yet hot dog buns come in packages of either 8 or 12?
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Post by ConqueringWolf on Apr 15, 2004 22:25:36 GMT -5
because they want u to either have to buy extra buns or hotdogs to try and make it come out even...lololol
how come cars don't come with standard equipment like found in Mad Max or the Road warrior? the way people drive nowadays i could really use use some of it...lol
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Post by Jewells on Apr 15, 2004 23:24:29 GMT -5
because they want you to pay extra. for all the cool stuff ...its a marketing ploy !..lol
why ask why ? lmao
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Post by ConqueringWolf on Apr 15, 2004 23:29:46 GMT -5
why ask why ask why? how come when u have this big ice cream cone with like 3 scoops of ice cream...it either A) drips all over you faster than u can eat it....or B) the ice cream falls off the cone and lands on the fllor SPLAT! either way u never get to eat it all without making a mess..lol
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Post by Jewells on Apr 15, 2004 23:32:59 GMT -5
Lol you just aren't licking it fast enough ..lol why do some people drive like fiends around twon but you get them out on the interstate and they suddenly can't drive fast ?
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