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Post by xkamelx on Dec 7, 2003 11:40:23 GMT -5
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Post by xkamelx on Dec 7, 2003 11:41:13 GMT -5
Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
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Post by DeepSPace9 on Dec 7, 2003 16:36:30 GMT -5
because they are morons
Why do people order a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, supersized Fries and a DIET COKE?
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Post by xkamelx on Dec 8, 2003 12:06:12 GMT -5
They are hoping that they will weight one less pound as normal when thier heart explodes If Corn oil comes from corn, then where does baby oil come from?
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Post by DeepSPace9 on Dec 8, 2003 12:56:18 GMT -5
Why do we park on driveways, but drive on parkways?
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Post by xkamelx on Dec 8, 2003 13:30:08 GMT -5
Because early English Motor Vehicle Language Engineers got cought up in a backwards vortex and named them wrong. Why did DS9 forget to answer my previous question
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Post by DeepSPace9 on Dec 8, 2003 13:57:40 GMT -5
Because I wanted to. I not want this to be an X rated site Why do people think stop means yield most of the time?
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Post by xkamelx on Dec 8, 2003 17:52:15 GMT -5
LOL I think I know what you were thinking about an X Rated site Because when they see a stop sign, thier brain stops thier left foot from completly pressing down the break. If someone is pale, does that mean they have a 'moon burn'?
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Post by SciFi on Dec 10, 2003 18:01:54 GMT -5
No, just a moon tan.
How can Santa Claus fit down all those narrow chimneys?
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Post by xkamelx on Dec 10, 2003 18:38:44 GMT -5
HE dosent, he uses a Transporter What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
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Post by DeepSPace9 on Dec 10, 2003 19:22:16 GMT -5
stuffed newspaper
Why do they put 3 plastic strips on DVD's when its freiking shrink wrapped already?
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Post by xkamelx on Dec 10, 2003 19:33:14 GMT -5
Because they know those damn security warnings take me 30 minutes to get off If it's Tourist Season, are we allowed to shoot them?
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Post by SciFi on Dec 10, 2003 23:24:00 GMT -5
Only in Florida.
Why is Santa Claus so fat?
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Post by xkamelx on Dec 13, 2003 0:51:01 GMT -5
All of those milk an cookies Why are Humans the only speciaes on EArth who dilebraty kill themseves, though smoking cholestoral, ect?
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Post by Speed on Mar 22, 2004 6:07:20 GMT -5
It's Human Nature.
Why does the English language have words that are spelled similarly, but sound different? Example: good and food. Shouldn't both have either a long "O" or a short "O" vowel sound instead of them being different?
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