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Post by ZERO on Jun 7, 2004 3:47:35 GMT -5
* Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went nuts
* So, what's the speed of dark?
* If you're sending someone some styrofoam, then what do you pack it in?
* Why do they sterilise needles for leathel injections?
* If it's zero degrees today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
* What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? (that's my favorite)
* When I erase a word with myu rubber, were does it go?
* Why is that when a door is open, it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not a door?
* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* If man evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we still have monkeys and apes?
And some really annoying things...
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to change the channel manually
People who ask "can I ask you a question?" don't really give you much choise, do they?
When a cop pulls you over and asks if you know how fast you were going, say "you should know, arsehole, you pulled me over"
During a flight: "smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediatly." "Feel free to move around as much as you want, but please do not leave the plane."
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PurpleEyes
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Post by PurpleEyes on Jun 7, 2004 23:23:07 GMT -5
* Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went nuts * If you're sending someone some styrofoam, then what do you pack it in? People who ask "can I ask you a question?" don't really give you much choise, do they? During a flight: "smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediatly." "Feel free to move around as much as you want, but please do not leave the plane." Lol, I love those.
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Post by voyager on Jun 8, 2004 9:04:13 GMT -5
Why do kids think that they are smarter than adults?
Why is it when you prove someone wrong, they still insist they are right?
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Post by ZERO on Jun 9, 2004 2:55:36 GMT -5
Because when we're adults we let our kids do the saaaaaaaaaaame thing
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Post by voyager on Jun 9, 2004 6:40:26 GMT -5
Because when we're adults we let our kids do the saaaaaaaaaaame thing Oh no I don't. When I was 8, I didnt have to be home from my friends until bedtime as long as my parents knew where I was, my 8 yr old is home well before then and if not, he may be restricted to where he can go for a week or two
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