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Post by Comlinks on Jun 7, 2004 13:59:37 GMT -5
Person 1: You suck, man.
Person 2: No I don't. I open my mouth and eat. My girlfriend on the other hand, does all the sucking...
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Post by Hellcat on Jun 21, 2004 3:16:57 GMT -5
What do you call a donkey with three legs? Wonkey! I know I know....it's awful but still pretty laughable!
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Post by xkamelx on Jun 22, 2004 6:24:48 GMT -5
Pretty lame
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Post by Hellcat on Jun 29, 2004 17:30:07 GMT -5
Well this is the lamest joke thread...so what do ya expect? Lol!
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Post by Defblow™ on Jun 29, 2004 19:20:23 GMT -5
What's brown and crispy and hangs from trees ?
Dead monkeys
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Post by xkamelx on Jun 29, 2004 22:27:02 GMT -5
Well this is the lamest joke thread...so what do ya expect? Lol! LOL I know it was a compliment!!
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Post by Hurrikat on Jun 29, 2004 22:45:58 GMT -5
3 guys walked into a bar....the third one ducked
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Post by xkamelx on Jun 29, 2004 23:02:03 GMT -5
3 guys walked into a bar....the third one ducked ^ That's pretty lame too!
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Post by ZERO on Jun 29, 2004 23:04:43 GMT -5
This is the greatest joke ever... (got it from futurama)
Paralell Leela: And then one year later Fry brought me a diamon scrunchy, and we were married\
Normal Fry: One year later, I get beat up at a Neal Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchy!
You have to see it. It's great
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Post by Defblow™ on Jul 1, 2004 2:04:11 GMT -5
2 Cows in a field, one of them says "Moo", the other says "Damn, i was just gonna say that".
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Post by Defblow™ on Jul 1, 2004 2:05:38 GMT -5
2 Cows in the same field, one says "I'm really worried about this Mad Cow Disease", the other says "I'm not, i'm a squirrel".
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Post by Tobbles on Dec 14, 2004 11:07:51 GMT -5
Heres a good dum joke;
Knock knock "Whos there?" "Dr." "Dr. Who."
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Post by ZERO on Dec 16, 2004 1:22:10 GMT -5
Knock knock Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go MOO!
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