richard
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Name in Egyptian hieroglyphics
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JOKE
Jun 27, 2005 16:02:43 GMT -5
Post by richard on Jun 27, 2005 16:02:43 GMT -5
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered,
"Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that one?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she's never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that old Abe only told two lies in his entire life."
"Where's George Bush's, Donald Rumsfeld's " asked the man.
Jesus is using them in his office as fans
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JOKE
Jun 27, 2005 16:37:45 GMT -5
Post by valderra on Jun 27, 2005 16:37:45 GMT -5
LOL That was really funny. ;D
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JOKE
Jun 27, 2005 17:56:32 GMT -5
Post by voyager on Jun 27, 2005 17:56:32 GMT -5
I stole it and posted it on my wrestling site's politics section. I bet I get called a liberal for posting it Great joke
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JOKE
Jun 27, 2005 19:35:09 GMT -5
Post by Wolf Master on Jun 27, 2005 19:35:09 GMT -5
lmao
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richard
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Name in Egyptian hieroglyphics
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JOKE
Jun 28, 2005 2:39:54 GMT -5
Post by richard on Jun 28, 2005 2:39:54 GMT -5
thanks guys i thought it a good one glad you liked it rich
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JOKE
Nov 17, 2005 15:50:50 GMT -5
Post by Joey on Nov 17, 2005 15:50:50 GMT -5
Ha Ha
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JOKE
Nov 23, 2005 13:57:15 GMT -5
Post by whatsmyname on Nov 23, 2005 13:57:15 GMT -5
Hah.. that is funny.
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JOKE
Dec 31, 2005 3:30:42 GMT -5
Post by Geoff on Dec 31, 2005 3:30:42 GMT -5
Haha. Considering all the political jokes I've gone through with my friends, I found this one pretty good. Haha.
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JOKE
Jan 20, 2006 19:52:52 GMT -5
Post by bunnykillarmy on Jan 20, 2006 19:52:52 GMT -5
that was hillarious!
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Peter
Lt Commander
Everything is relative...
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JOKE
Feb 3, 2006 11:09:01 GMT -5
Post by Peter on Feb 3, 2006 11:09:01 GMT -5
Thats OK except I'm not sure of the accuracy of Mother Teresa's clock... she wasn't really such a great person when you look into it.
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JOKE
Feb 14, 2006 12:14:22 GMT -5
Post by Shamona My Wishing Tree on Feb 14, 2006 12:14:22 GMT -5
that was great *walks away and starts to eat cheese*
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0 of 0
Admiral
Temporal Borg
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JOKE
Jul 7, 2006 13:51:33 GMT -5
Post by 0 of 0 on Jul 7, 2006 13:51:33 GMT -5
nice joke
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