richard
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Name in Egyptian hieroglyphics
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Post by richard on Jun 30, 2005 13:28:29 GMT -5
BEST HEADLINES (ACTUAL)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These are pretty funny....actual headlines taken from News Media
1. Crack found on Govenors Daughter\ 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? 6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 7. Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over 8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 9. Miners Refuse To Work After Death 10. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendent 11. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 12. War Dims Hope For Peace 13. Cold Wave Linked To Tempratures 14. Enfield(London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 15. Red Tape Holds Up Bridges 16. Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge 17. New Stidy of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group 18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas In Spacecraft 19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 20. Chef Throws HIs Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy 21. Local Highschool Dropouts Cut In Half 22. Hospital Is Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 23. And the winner for 2003 is......
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary, Hundreds Dead
Favorite Bumper Stickers of 2003
Jesus Loves You...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence....Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings"
Though I would share hope it brings a smile to your face
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Post by valderra on Jun 30, 2005 16:09:28 GMT -5
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? 6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 7. Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over 14. Enfield(London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas In Spacecraft Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary, Hundreds Dead Impotence....Nature's way of saying 'No Hard Feelings' These are my favourite. And I love the last 2 especially. ;D
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Asli Notaree
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"Not if anything to say about it I have" ~Yoda
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Post by Asli Notaree on Jun 30, 2005 23:24:14 GMT -5
God some people are just idiots. I can't believe they didn't notice some of those. I mean don't they have editors that look for that stuff?...Very funny stuff though.
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UberChad
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Post by UberChad on Jul 15, 2005 12:00:13 GMT -5
HA! Those were all wonderful, I don't think I have a favorite they're all so good!
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Post by princeofcyberia on Mar 22, 2006 7:03:29 GMT -5
;D Wonderful !!! Funny punny headings ! I have a feeling that the news writers might have made these headings on purpose. After all, who can resist when such sentences pop into ur head !
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acidsoul
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i am the water ANBU
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Post by acidsoul on Mar 24, 2006 7:11:56 GMT -5
WOW mebe i wont try to doubt what Experts say
2. "Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says"
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0 of 0
Admiral
Temporal Borg
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Post by 0 of 0 on Jul 23, 2006 14:34:16 GMT -5
funny!
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0 of 0
Admiral
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Post by 0 of 0 on Jul 23, 2006 14:34:45 GMT -5
Especially the one about jaywalkers.
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