Post by oblivion on Dec 24, 2004 14:09:34 GMT -5
Equal time for Stargate. ;D Please add your own to the list!
(I know, I know, I'm a little fixated on "you might be a redneck" lists. I spent my formative years in the south where all my relatives drove trucks and knew to the minute how long 'til deer season.)
1. If your "uniform" consists of walmart boots, tree-colored camoflague, and a beer holder utility belt.
2.If your malp has a gun rack attached to the back of it.
3. If you start a interstellar war because you shot at an alien race because they resembled deer.
4. If your GDO is a kids walkie-talkie with duct tape holding it together.
5. Your malp can't be deployed cause it's up on blocks.
6. You've got aluminum foil plastered all over your DHD to "enhance the reception."
7. You see a goa'uld symbiote and quicky devise a way to fry it up with a side of rice. Hooo doggy, das some good eatin!
8. You think "Al'Kesh" is some new, foreign, inferior beer.
9. Your stargate's on wheels...and covered in aluminum siding.
10. At least three of your team members are named Bubba, Jimmy Lee and Tater.
11. At least three of your team members has 10 teeth among them.
12. You ask when Goa'uld season opens.
13. You mistake an Unas for mamma.
14. You wonder if the Goa'uld like beer, pickups, football, or Jesus.
15. You think Anubis is a Klan leader.
16. You think the Jaffa are Jewish because of their skull caps("and some has horns.").
17. You don't see anything unusual about the bugs that stung Teal'c in Season 2.
18. You think Carter is too skinny and not hairy enough...
19. When you find out the alien you hooked up with last night was your cousin
20. When diplomatic relations fail you resort to throwing chairs (ala Jerry Springer)
21. you just assume the mac'n'cheese mre is chickenfryed
22. you use a rusty sawed off p-90
23. Your malp has a "Wide load" sign on the back of it.
24. You think Goa'uld symbiote is the "Other white meat"
25. You've ever had to scratch your sg team's C.O.'s name off an message on an alien artifact cause it started with "For a good time call..."
26. Your first year in the Air force academy was the best six years of your life.
27. Instead of taking a ridable malp with a machine gun attached to the front, you take a John Deere tractor with a shotgun mounted on the front.
28. Your SG team has been featured on COPS...in more than one episode.
29. Your dialing computer is a pocket calculator.
30. You've got a Coor's sticker in place of your SG designation.
31. Your SG shirts have the sleeves cut off.
32. You take death glider wrecks and keep 'em in your front yard
33. You refer to the Nox as "Space Hippies."
34. Your SG team's jackets have nascar logos on them.
35. Your C.O. has ever considered using Alien tech to help jeff gordon win a race.
36. Anyone on your SG team died after saying "Hey Y'all watch this trick I learned to do with my P90."
37. Your team consists of members named Bubba, Johnny, Bubba jr., and Johnny Sr.
38. If you introduce Thor as your 'little space buddy I was tellin' y'all about'
(I know, I know, I'm a little fixated on "you might be a redneck" lists. I spent my formative years in the south where all my relatives drove trucks and knew to the minute how long 'til deer season.)
1. If your "uniform" consists of walmart boots, tree-colored camoflague, and a beer holder utility belt.
2.If your malp has a gun rack attached to the back of it.
3. If you start a interstellar war because you shot at an alien race because they resembled deer.
4. If your GDO is a kids walkie-talkie with duct tape holding it together.
5. Your malp can't be deployed cause it's up on blocks.
6. You've got aluminum foil plastered all over your DHD to "enhance the reception."
7. You see a goa'uld symbiote and quicky devise a way to fry it up with a side of rice. Hooo doggy, das some good eatin!
8. You think "Al'Kesh" is some new, foreign, inferior beer.
9. Your stargate's on wheels...and covered in aluminum siding.
10. At least three of your team members are named Bubba, Jimmy Lee and Tater.
11. At least three of your team members has 10 teeth among them.
12. You ask when Goa'uld season opens.
13. You mistake an Unas for mamma.
14. You wonder if the Goa'uld like beer, pickups, football, or Jesus.
15. You think Anubis is a Klan leader.
16. You think the Jaffa are Jewish because of their skull caps("and some has horns.").
17. You don't see anything unusual about the bugs that stung Teal'c in Season 2.
18. You think Carter is too skinny and not hairy enough...
19. When you find out the alien you hooked up with last night was your cousin
20. When diplomatic relations fail you resort to throwing chairs (ala Jerry Springer)
21. you just assume the mac'n'cheese mre is chickenfryed
22. you use a rusty sawed off p-90
23. Your malp has a "Wide load" sign on the back of it.
24. You think Goa'uld symbiote is the "Other white meat"
25. You've ever had to scratch your sg team's C.O.'s name off an message on an alien artifact cause it started with "For a good time call..."
26. Your first year in the Air force academy was the best six years of your life.
27. Instead of taking a ridable malp with a machine gun attached to the front, you take a John Deere tractor with a shotgun mounted on the front.
28. Your SG team has been featured on COPS...in more than one episode.
29. Your dialing computer is a pocket calculator.
30. You've got a Coor's sticker in place of your SG designation.
31. Your SG shirts have the sleeves cut off.
32. You take death glider wrecks and keep 'em in your front yard
33. You refer to the Nox as "Space Hippies."
34. Your SG team's jackets have nascar logos on them.
35. Your C.O. has ever considered using Alien tech to help jeff gordon win a race.
36. Anyone on your SG team died after saying "Hey Y'all watch this trick I learned to do with my P90."
37. Your team consists of members named Bubba, Johnny, Bubba jr., and Johnny Sr.
38. If you introduce Thor as your 'little space buddy I was tellin' y'all about'